There are so many nice toys that you can get (from companies like mybestkids) and then there are those toys that are just a bit different to what you would normally get a kid. From a clairvoyant Jesus robot to practice cigarettes, join us as we take a look at 15 weird toys you don’t want to get this Christmas.
15. Undercover Maid
There’s nothing like empowering young girls and boys to be action heroes but reminding them that the domestic chores still need doing. Battle crime and dirt at the same time with this laser vacuum cleaner. Piew piew!
14. Road Kill Toys
Imagine watching your child’s face on Christmas morning as they unwrap one of these horrendous plushies. From the twisted minds over at Road Kill Toys comes a selection of freshly squished, furry critters. Created with gruesome detail you can choose from selection of splattered animals such as a disemboweled bunny named Grind or an eviscerated raccoon named Twitch.
This holiday season teach your children about the crushing reality of accident induced death! Merry Christmas!
13. Tuttuki Bako
Created in 2008 by toy company Bandai, this handheld electronic box lets you digitally poke pixelated images. Yep, slide your finger into the hole and revel in the joy of poking a blob, a girl’s face or a weird squid thing – and that’s about it. Oh, I think you can program the finger box to wake you up in the morning. So for US$40 you can poke holes and get woken up – bargain!
12. God Jesus
In your prayers at night have you ever secretly wished Jesus would return in robot form? Well thanks to Bandai, the lord saviour has reincarnated as Rob the robot.
God Jesus was a 1980s toy in Japan that would answer questions in a yes or no format similar to a magic 8 ball. On the side of the box is a young boy asking if he’ll find love. The answer, according to God Jesus, is a resounding NO! Perhaps he’s praying to the wrong robot god?
11. Benign Girl
Forget Barbie, this holiday season all the kids want ‘Benign Girl’. She’s battery operated, creative, has ‘various music’ and is thankfully free from cancer.
This bizarre little Japanese toy blushes and blinks every time you press the letter ‘H’ on your keyboard. In Japanese a naughty H-word, one that the doll is waiting for you to type, is Hentai. Hentai being a sub-genre of anime or manga that is overly sexualised. Hentai content can be easily found at websites such as cartoon porno xxx, so basically this doll sits there and judges you when you search for porn.
9. Lil Monkey Baby Doll
Let’s hope no one gets this blatantly racist doll for Christmas. The doll set pairs a young girl with a monkey, a banana and a hat that says “lil’ monkey”. The distributor Costco got significant media attention after consumer backlash forced them to take the product off the shelves.
8. Moxie Girlz Poopzy Pets
‘Poopsy Pets, poop silly poop’. Yep, I think toys have hit a new low. So first of all, you make these ridiculous animals poop about the place, which is just weird, but then you feed the poop back to the animal! What is wrong with the developers of this toy?
Also, I would pay money to see the voice over artist singing this theme song in the studio.
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