5. The Fluidity Barre
The Fluidity Barre is a horizontal bar that you hold while you do basic exercises. But it’s not just any bar because this bar is spelled barre so you know it’s going to be great. And don’t even think you can get away with doing the same exercises holding on to the back of a chair or a wall or a fence or bench or doorway or pole or tree, no you’re an idiot for even thinking that. How much would you expect to pay for this complete at-home horizontal bar? $20? $30? No, the Fluidity Barre has a low introduction trial of just $14.95. Followed by 10 monthly payments of $39.95. OR you can buy it outright for just $399.50, that’s right $399.50 and you get this incredible horizontal plank of wood! WOW. You won’t have to bear the weight of that money anymore, making you feel lighter and more agile in seconds.
4. GLH9
This is GLH, Great Looking Hair in a can. It’s spray on hair. It’s the grand daddy of bad infomercials. For just $19.95 you can experience that special feeling of false confidence as you cruise around town with a full head of something. You’ll get the attention you’ve always wanted for all the wrong reasons.
3. Shake Weight
Here’s another highly suggestive workout device that will have you questioning your sexuality in no time. Simply jack the Shake Weight up and down until you’re sweaty all over, shirtless and panting. You’ll stroke yourself fit with the power of dynamic inertia. Release all that pent-up tension as you moan your way to six-pack abs. Shake Weight – touch it now!
2. Sauna Pants
Sauna Pants are a pair of shorts built to give you an at-home sauna experience. Simply adjust the temperature and enjoy that hot, soupy feeling of sweaty underwear all year round. You’ll be uncomfortable and get none of the benefits of a real sauna. Thanks Sauna Pants!
1. UroClub
At last you don’t have to use the toilet like a savage while playing golf. The UroClub is designed to look like an ordinary golf club with a reservoir for you to pee into. It comes with a discreet towel so you can just flop it out on the 9th and go for gold. If you don’t get done for indecent exposure you’ll be swinging pretty all the way to the club house. Truly one of the worst infomercial products ever!
