Weird Candy From Around The World

5. Hotlix Insect Suckers

Here’s another tasty selection from the demented, Willy Wonker-esque minds over at Hotlix. Chow down on their range of insect suckers, including crickets, ants and worms. However, the most intimidating of the lot, would have to be the scorpion sucker. That’s right, a real scorpion encased in a hard sugary coating. I can’t even imagine what it must be like when you get to that gooey, arachnid centre! Mmmmm, tasty!

If you’re game, you can pick up a box on Amazon here.

4. Vag Fresh

This is more a case of normal candy having a very unfortunate name. Vag Fresh Mints are a brand of mints from a French company called Lutti. According to their website ‘Vag Fresh gives you an amazing feeling of liquid freshness like never before!’ Mmmmm, one please!

While we’re on the topic of vagina mints, a company called Linger have created just that, a mint that’s designed for lady parts.

Marketed as a ‘feminine flavoring system’, this awful product preys on the insecurities of women that feel they aren’t minty fresh downstairs. It should be noted that putting sugary treats in your bits is a very bad idea as it can cause nasty infections. Not surprisingly, it appears that ‘Linger’ went out of business and no longer exist since their website has been taken down.

3. Toilet Candy

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In terms of weird candy, Japan sure knows how to do it right. This bizarre treat is served in a miniature toilet. Once assembled you place a packet of sweet powder into the back of the toilet. Then pour a small amount of water into the ‘cistern’ and wait for the magic to happen. Before long, you’ll have a sweet, white sludge expanding out of your mini toilet. Mmmmm, tasty! From what we can tell, you can get melon and cola flavours.

If you’re super keen and want to eat weird candy out of a toilet, Amazon has it here.

2. Chocka Ca Ca Diaper Favors – Poop Candy

Chocka Ca Ca Diaper Favors are little nuggets of chocolate made to look like poop wrapped up in a diaper. Marketed as a ‘great’ gift idea for baby showers, these brown, sugary shards are sure to raise a few eyebrows. Go on, encourage your young ones to eat brown stuff out of diapers, see how that turns out. And you wonder why you keep seeing German scat porn in your teenager’s browser history.

If you can’t help yourself and want to try some, you can grab a pack here.

1. Lick Your Wounds Candy Scab

This is some gross candy right here. From the twisted minds at Cap Candy, a division of Hasbro, comes Lick Your Wounds Scab Candy. This weird candy comes in a bandage that you can place on your skin. In the middle of the bandage there’s a little latched container that opens up revealing the scab inside. Then from there, I guess you can lick the nasty looking scab candy. Apparently it tastes a bit like Pixy Stix, if that helps at all?

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So there’s our list of the weirdest candy from around the world. Did this listicle make you want to try some of these bizarre treats? If so, let us know on Twitter and Facebook.