Slapped Ham is proud to announce the addition of our US correspondent.
Born in the city of Angels, trained in the city of Sin, and current resident in the city of Peaches. This is a man who only needs an introduction because no one knows who he is. Some call him a law student, others that know him agree. His favorite possessions include a bongo drum signed by Stan Lee, a retro football helmet signed by the Temptations, and an aquaman figurine signed by Bruce Campbell. You wouldn’t know him if you saw him, but his name will be attached to the stuff he writes. He is Zachary Swartz.
Welcome to Slapped Ham.