5. Baby’s First Baby
It seems like children grow up too fast these days! Before you know it your darling little bub has taken her first step, said her first word and had her first baby! WHAT!? Now before you rush out to buy this ‘must have’ at Toys R Us you need to know that this toy was created by artist Darren Cullen and is not actually available to purchase. Sorry to ruin your day.
4. Growing Up Skipper
First released in 1964, Skipper was the cute and adorable younger sister of Barbie. As the years went by some marketing genius at Mattel decided it was time that Barbie’s little sis matured into a woman and so in 1975 they released Growing Up Skipper. By turning her arm, skipper would develop breasts and grow an inch taller. You can always trust Mattel to find new ways of making a young girl feel insecure about herself!
3. The Musical Jolly Chimp
The Musical Jolly Chimp was first manufactured in the 1950s by the Japanese company Daishin C.K. With its poised cymbals and cocaine overdose stare this thing has been single handedly responsible for more nightmares than Freddy Krueger himself!
2. The Avenging Narwhal
The Avenging Narwhal comes complete with 4 magical interchangeable tusks and 3 cute and furry critters to gore! Choose whether the penguin, baby seal or cuddly koala get skewered as this rampaging narwhal takes justice into it’s own hands er…fins!
1. The Evil Stick
Michelle Allen bought this magical toy for her 2 year old daughter from a dollar store in Dayton, Ohio, USA. At first glance the Evil Stick appears to be a toy wand designed for little girls to hold as they flutter around the backyard like a fairy. There’s nothing evil about that! But if your precious little girl happens to peel off the flimsy foil covering, the sinister truth is revealed. Underneath is a seriously unsettling picture of a demon girl cutting her own arm with a knife! WTF!?
The Creepiest toys ever made. What were the manufacturers thinking?
