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10 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Ever!

Would you dare buy these for your lover?

From a gag inducing lovers mitten to a white-hot branding iron for your significant other, join us as we take a very lonely look at 10 of the worst Valentine’s day gifts ever.

 

 

10. Valentine’s Day Heart Mitten

This Valentine's heart mitten is the most awful Valentine's day gift ever.
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This Valentine’s day heart mitten, found in the foul depths of Etsy, is sure to strip your relationship of even the most mildly arousing thoughts. Touted as a cosy, lovers mitten that will make strangers smile as you walk down the street, this gag-inducing Valentine’s day gift is essentially a pair of spousal handcuffs. Now you can parade around town in the crippling fug of your own humiliation. Enjoy!

9. These Interesting Valentine’s Day Cards

This collection of Valentine’s day cards convey a range of human emotions.

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Nothing like accosting a loved one with a gun and demanding their affection.

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I don’t think emotional blackmail is the right way to go either…

Matthew Mcconaughey Interstellar greeting card is the worst Valentine's day gift ever.

This Matthew Mcconaughey greeting card, however, will have your Valentine weak at the knees.

This vintage Valentine's day card is the worst valentine's day gift ever.

Or this vintage Valentine’s day card might do the trick too!

8. Heart Branding Iron

The worst Valentine's Day gifts ever
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This Valentine’s day why not sear each other’s flesh?

This love heart branding iron can be modified to have you and your lover’s initials on it. This bad boy will make sure there’s no cheating ever again; your partner will be tagged and cataloged for the rest of time – endearing isn’t it?

7. Valentine’s iPhone Hand Case

This Iphone hand case is one of the worst Valentine's day gifts ever.
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Ever been so desperately in love you couldn’t bare to take a phone call without letting go of your lover’s hand? Well thanks to Japan and this bizarre iPhone case, you’ll never have to feel crushing loneliness ever again, not even for a second. I’m sure this silicone hand can keep you company in other ways too…

6. Love Udon

The worst Valentine's day gifts

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Nothing says love like slurping up some udon noodles. This set of coloured love noodles, from Japan Trend Shop, are said to be perfect for romantic occasions. With his and her colours, you’ll have your partner weak at the knees when you announce on Valentine’s day you’ve cooked up a steamy batch of udon to munch on. Who says romance is dead?

 

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