10 Weirdest Slot Machines Ever Created

Sponsored links

Fancy a punt? Then why not try your luck on one of these truly bizarre creations. From a David Hasselhoff theme to cash n curry, join us we take a look at the weirdest slot machines ever created

  1. Hoffmania

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever.

Finally you can lose money while staring at David Hasselhoff’s cheesy mug. Released in November 2013 by online gaming and entertainment company Greentube, this bizarrely themed slot machine will have you spinning the reels, hoping for 5 ‘Davids’ in a row. Boasting some innovative features the aim of the game is to unlock the big bonus and get a special message from D Hoff himself.

  1. Planet Exotica

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever created.

Coming straight from the bizarre minds of Roxy Palace, this intergalactic slot machine is set in an alien strip club where strange creatures vie for your attention. This online gambling experience features some truly odd mechanics such as the ‘Select a smooch’ bonus round where you get to kiss one of the alien life forms by selecting a special set of lips.

While this erotic space themed slot machine may fail at bulging your trousers it will no doubt leave your wallet limp and lifeless.

  1. Judge Judy

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever created.

That’s right the famous, no nonsense judge from daytime television has her own slot machine theme.

As you pump coin after coin into this law and order money pit, the reels come up with random court images, a gavel, law books, an American flag, Judy’s leathery mug. If you’re a lucky punter you might get to spin the wheel of justice or even enter the bonus round called ‘You make the call’ where video clips of famous Judge Judy cases are shown and you’re given the chance to guess the outcome for bonus multipliers. No wonder casinos don’t have clocks – I could lose hours to this thing!

  1. SlotZilla Zip Line

This is one weird slot machine

While it isn’t a real slot machine, the Slotzilla zip line in Las Vegas just had to be added to this list. Standing 114 feet tall this huge structure has been made to look like a giant slot machine, complete with oversized dice, a novelty martini glass, coins and two 35 foot tall show girl monuments either side.

Instead of pumping coins into this machine you become the coins as you fly out of the payout chute at 40 miles an hour down a zip line that runs the length of Fremont Street. The upper line sends thrill seekers on their bellies ‘superhero-style’ down the suspended cable for an unprecedented view of all the Las Vegas action.

  1. You Lucky Bastard

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever made

This online slot machine wills you in with abuse. Expect the usual slot machine tropes here, free spins, modifiers, a cash ladder bonus game but with the added value of being sworn at. This machine will applaud you then belittle you all in one breath. Isn’t that something you want when you’re gambling your hard earned dollars?

  1. Monty Python’s Spamalot

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever created.

The Spamalot slot caused a bit of controversy when first released as many fans thought the Monty Python team had sold out lending their name to a gambling product. But as it turns out the legendary comedy crew had nothing to do with it. Amusingly, John Cleese cleared the air with a Tweet saying: ‘Dear Twits, please understand that Python has no control over Spamalot activities. They pay us royalties for using the Grail script. That’s it.’

The machine itself is pretty standard Spamalot fare with songs from the musical, animations, bizarre flying cows and a cameo from the knights that say ‘Ni’.

  1. Cash n Curry

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever created.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking, finally, the curry themed slot machine we’ve all been waiting for. This stroke of genius comes from Microgaming. Cash and Curry is all about lining up chillies, limes and pappadums on the reels.  With some luck, you’ll get to play the bonus game that has you frantically lining up a combo of chicken baltis. Get three baltis in a row on the famous balti rack and bam – winner, winner, curry chicken dinner!

  1. Obama Slots

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever.

That’s right, a president Obama themed slot machine. What’s more patriotic than gambling away your life’s savings in the company of your nation’s leader? The reels sport famous bygone presidents like Lincoln, Kennedy and Washington. There’s nothing quite like getting a payout after lining up three George Bushes to put food on the table.

  1. 40 Shades of Santa

This is one of the weirdest slot machines ever created.

When you think of something erotic, does Santa come to mind? Well for some reason the creatives over at Paddy Power, the company who made this bizarre slot machine, thought a mash up of 50 Shades of Grey and Santa Claus would make for a tempting mix.  We’re talking a sadomasochistic, jolly old fat man with a gambling problem. The images on the reels of this machine are lips, handcuffs, masks and a sexualised misses Claus.

What will Santa bring this Christmas? Most likely looming debt and a dildo.

  1. Bible Slots

This is the weirdest slot machine ever made.

You know when you’re sitting in the casino gambling away and you just wish you were also learning about the bible? Well, bible slots solves all that. Forget all that Timothy 6:10 business about the love of money being the root of all evil, now you can bask in the warm, video slot glow of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. As you gamble away your family’s savings, all is forgiven, for now you’re learning about God and the wonderful bonus multipliers he can bestow upon you.

So there’s our top 10’s list of the weirdest slot machines ever made. Did this listicle inspire you to gamble away a fortune? Let us know on our Twitter and Facebook.

Sponsored links

Related Posts