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10 Weird Apps for Android and iOS

Have You Tried Any Of These Bizarre Apps?

We all know a good mobile app when we see one. It helps us organise our lives, helps pass the time or at the very least is mildly entertaining. But what about the weird mobile apps? What’s their deal? From forecasting the perfect hair day to making out with your smart phone. Join us as we scrape the bottom of the app store floor and take a look at 10 very weird apps for Android and iOS.



10. The Haircaster (iOS)

This is a really weird app

This app analyses local weather conditions in the US, taking into account humidity, wind, temperature and rain then it will tell you what kind of hair day you can expect.  It has a 5 stage alert system that ranges from ‘perfect’ to ‘Stay home’

‘Sorry boss I won’t be in today, my Haircaster app told me it’s pretty humid and I should stay home’.

9. Hold On! (iOS)

Hold on is a very weird app indeed.

If you have time for this app then you should probably reassess your entire life. All there is to do on this app is hold down a button and see how long you can last. A timer shows your progress and stores your best scores. Compete online and test your patience against players around the world on the life wasting leader board.

8. Honey It’s Me! (iOS)

Honey it's me is a weird app

Honey It’s Me is a Korean app that ushers in the beginning of the end for the human race. For just $1.99 this app will call you four times a day with pre-recorded video messages from a doe-eyed Korean girl named Mina. She’ll wake you up in the morning telling you breakfast is ready or wish you sweet dreams at night. Another clever feature highlights just how painfully silent your apartment is after your call with Mina has ended.

7. ‘Incest Prevention’ App (Android)

This Iceland Incest prevention app for android is weird

That’s right you heard correctly. In Iceland there is an app available that will tell you whether you’re related to a person or not. With a tiny population size of just 320,000 people apparently accidental incest is a thing there. So now with this app you can tap phones with potential mates and a genealogical database will tell you whether you’re related in anyway. The Apps tagline says it all: ‘Bump in the app before you bump in bed’.

6. Punch a Hipster (iOS)

Punch a Hipster is a weird app

Most people have secretly wanted to do this and now there is an app to vent your rage. The Punch a Hipster app allows you to lay the smack down on a mustachioed non-chalant doofus as he quaffs some artisan brewed beer that you’ve never heard of. You can even upload photos to make it personal. Smash on with that whispy friend of a friend that keeps telling you to like totally check out The Smiths and stuff.

5. Carrr Matey (Android, iOS)

Carrr Matey is a weird app

This is a quaint pirate themed app that’s sure to bring a smile to your face. Carrr Matey helps remind you where you’ve parked your car, allowing you to ‘drop anchor’ on a map. It can guide you back to your car with walking directions or a compass. With extra features like timers for paid parking meters and treasure map-like parchments for noting your car spot in shopping malls, this app will have you swashbuckling through your day like Jack Sparrow himself.

4. Places I’ve Pooped (Android, iOS)

Places I've pooped is a weird app

The titles says it all for this one. Places I’ve Poop allows you to log your logs on a map. By pressing the ‘bombs away’ button your poop location will be saved in the app giving you the satisfaction of knowing you’ve left your mark. You can share your locations on Facebook, see where your friends have been on the ‘poop feed’, as well as photograph and review each porcelain palace.

Sometimes it’s the little things in life.

3. Poop Break (Android, iOS)

Poop Break is a weird app

Sticking with the poop theme. Poop Break lets you time your toilet breaks while at work. Simply add your hourly or yearly wage into the app and it will log how much money you earn while taking a crap at work. Find out how much time you spend on the can, get a schedule happening, there’s even achievements to unlock like ‘Drop a Deuce – earn $2 dollars’ and ‘Minute Man – in and out in less than one minute’.

2. Give a Kiss (Android)

Give a Kiss is a weird app

This app allows you to test your kissing skills by making out with your phone’s screen. You can practice different types of kissing and get a rating and feedback on how you went. According to a recent study mobile phones have 18 times more bacteria on them than a public restroom, so you’d actually be better off making out with your shitter. Pucker up, it’s toilet time!

1. Melon Meter (iOS)

The Melon Meter is a weird app

Have you ever been standing in the supermarket completely dumbfounded as to whether the watermelon you’re caressing is ripe or not? Well thanks to the Melon Meter you’ll be a melon master in no time. Simply rest your phone’s microphone on the melon, press the button and tap the melon until the app tells you to stop. An infinitely complex algorithm then determines whether the melon is ripe for eating. And, you can return home knowing you’ve once again provided an adequate melon for your family to eat.

Well there you go, a whole bunch of very weird apps for you to try. Have you seen any other weird apps that aren’t on this list? Let us know on Facebook and Twitter!

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